Time spent in getting even
is better spent in getting ahead.
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An expensive box doesn't make it a great present .
Dr. They
If you hang around with unhappy people,
it's only a matter of time before it's your turn
to be the reason they're unhappy.
Dr. They
Miserable people hate me.
Dr. They
It's just as tough to play dumb
if you're smart
as it is to play smart
if you're dumb.
Dr. They
You can't save people
from being themselves.
Dr. They
Not all men lie,
only the common man.
Dr. They
The "truth" is rarely defined by facts,
it's mostly just popular opinion.
Dr. They
You can't forgive someone that's still
doing what they want forgiveness for.
Dr. They
Once you KNOW something.
You can't "not know it" anymore.
You can work on pretending you don't know it,
but it'll take most of your time and energy.
If someone needs help and you can help,
you should help. Otherwise you are a
participant in the helplessness.
Dr. They
Always be cautious when relying on people.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket case.
Dr. They
Beauty is the lure to loss.
Dr. They
You shouldn't enter the dog show
till you know how to jump through hoops.
Dr. They
You only attract what you are. Like attracts like.
If you don't like what you're attracting, "they" are fine,
but you better work on that secret self loathing.
Dr. They
If you go back to an old relationship, unless there has been significant changes through counseling or other life changing situations, it won't matter if you take it one step at a time. It's the same dance,
just slowed down to one step at a time.
Dr. They
BUDDHISM is a belief system
not a decorating theme.
Dr. They
Tony the Tiger has a underdeveloped
range of emotional expression.
Dr. They
Misery loves company,
but company can't stand misery.
Dr. They
The secret to happiness,
is to be happy.
If something makes you unhappy,
there must be other options, at least one. Try it.
If you're still unhappy, go back to
the first option and be happy you're back.
Talent is worthless unless it's applied.
There are some conditions that can
only be cured with reincarnation.
Fate writes our future, fortune tellers read our future,
we must take it upon ourselves to edit our future.
In a relationship it's best not to get too attached to your opinions, you may be in love with the "opposite" sex.
Popular is not a testament to quality
it's just touching on a commonality. It is the quality of being the most average of them all.
If someone refuses to tell you what the problem is
they are cheating you out of the opportunity to solve it.
You define your cubicle wall,
it doesn't define you.
Fortune favors the bold.
But so does high interest rates and balloon payments.
Practice "responsibly bold."
Unreasonable people specialize in
unreasonable demands.
"Perfectly Happy" means significantly repressed,
or no room for improvement.
My childhood made it so I didn't have a chance in hell.
So I did the only logical thing.
I left Hell.
Feelings can be like the phenomena of a phantom limb. Just because you feel the itch,
it doesn't mean anything's really there.
Get caught up in the task not the role.
Fat people shouldn't wear stretch pants.
But then again, stretching pants is kind of what they do.
The only people that care about your net worth
are you and the people that want some of it.
Be proud of your karmic worth,
the entire world cares about that.
Forgetfulness and humor
are the mind's only sympathies.
I like people a lot, I like this planet a lot
and I LOVE people that like this planet a lot.
Being funny is like being black.
You either are or you aren't,
and if you pretend to be, you look like an idiot.
People whose sense of self worth is too high
can rarely afford anyone else in their life.
If you hook your wagon to a star,
your wagon will be incinerated.
No one survives their life.
Sometimes all of our answers lie in
taking every advice we've ever given.
If your fight or flight mechanism gets engaged,
only choose fight if there is a prize for the winner.
All our great advancements are from plagiarizing nature.
Man is the seedling of God.
"GOD" is the quickest way to say:
"there is a lot I don't understand... and that's cool."
When a courtroom judge sentences a bad person to multiple consecutive life terms, is he subtly validating the
belief in karmic reincarnation?
Kill the drama. Stop the slaughter of innocent hours.
Commit dramacide on your life and end the cycles
of negativity and exaggeration.
There is sufficient evidence in the universe to support any theory, no matter how absurd. We're lucky if we ever discover something that is actually true.
How dare I?
Well, it's because I'm daring.
If you refrain from judging anything harshly,
how can you ever expect to have developed better judgment.
Innocence is a flower that should never be plucked.
Let it's spring and summer be long.
When making your business plan, even your
business plan for life, don't be overly concerned
with the opinion of the man on the street.
He might be homeless.
Being a sane person can alienate you
from a large portion of the world.
Obsession can be a valuable tool for accomplishment.
True love is often a karma trap.
There's nothing you can do to keep me from getting my hopes up. My hopes are stuck in an up position.
You don't have to exercise. Only people that want to be thin and healthy
have to exercise.
Those that lack an opinion have little value in a debate.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But don't let the lemon-giver take too much credit.
If life gives you lemonade, uhh, shut up.
I only want 4 things.
To be: happy, healthy, wealthy, and wise.
That's all.
It isn't a coincidence if it can be predicted.
Never kill hope
let it die of old age.
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the very definition of insanity.
Although it is what scientists do to validate their findings.
"Not that bad" is the identical twin of "not that good".
There are very few coincidences, many synchronicitys. Though just enough coincidences to keep it from being easy.
Don't take yourself too seriously,
because no one else does.
Wine tastes best on someone else's lips.
Friends don't let friends live dumb.
Man can never be greater than his God.
Get the greatest God you can find.
Your sub-conscious mind is much more intelligent than your conscious mind gives it credit for being. It may be that your sub-conscious mind simply humors your conscious mind's delusions of grandeur.
A human being looks their most beautiful
when they are looking at you with love.
Love Fearlessly
Use words to communicate effectively. Use them to their full advantage and leave no margin for error or reinterpretation. Otherwise you are opening yourself up to hear things like, "The restraining order says no, but your eyes say yes."
Re-naming something doesn't change it. If you end a relationship but continue to date... it's still a relationship that you're in. You can call it a lationshipre if you want, but the truth hasn't changed. The relationship niche is filled and it will block any other relationship, even ones that are much, much better. Names help for filing purposes, but peanut butter can also be called Skippy.
Not every sign is a sign for you.
This is especially true when driving.
Scientology is a lot like Dungeons & Dragons except the D & D players know and will admit they're just playing.
It's tough to build momentum while going uphill.
The biggest relationships and love affairs can be all-consuming. They can sweep you away and take
over your life. It can be wonderful
and a way to create a happily-ever-after.
You can call it the "most romantic thing ever"
or you can call it "co-dependant", all depending on
if you're buying it or throwing it away.
Everything happens for a reason.
It doesn't have to be a good reason.
Everything one needs to know about life can be learned from a garden. Water your fruit trees not your weeds. Cut back the invasive. Allow light to shine on the pretty. And the feces should be kept well buried.
Ask yourself.
Is it the way of nature or the bratty demands of man?
All Natural, 100% Organic, Pure Love.
It's more difficult to find, but worth it.
The most important knowledge for interaction on Earth...
some side effects may occur.
When criticizing others please remember,
objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
The only thing that can't be a lie is an action.
Falling in love is wonderful if it's the rare love you spread yourself out into with the upward wind of it softening your fall. Unfortunately many loves are like falling into a thatch covered pit that had a flower luring you to it. Then it's a short sudden fall to the bottom which is covered in energy draining love spikes that makes it difficult to escape.
There's still no need to be afraid, but
for safety's sake, poke all flowers with a stick.
One man's bull$^*t is another man's fertilizer.
Wash your life thoroughly.
Fight nice, love fierce.
An "inactivist" is someone that opposes many things but puts forward little to no energy to change them.
Don't be mad at someone because they were too big for the box you tried to put them in. Of course the box was destroyed.
A premonition may be a
preliminary visualization of a mission.
I have a voice like an angel
(that has been lit on fire.)
Should is a word that is best used to communicate that one is giving an estimation. "Should only need about 3 sticks of butter." "This should do it." etc. It's often inappropriately used as a means of transforming an opinion into a judgment. "You should do this." "You should do that." That method of usage is notoriously ineffective and you may find yourself screaming about how your car SHOULD get 50 miles to the gallon while you're stranded on the side of the road.
Consistent inaction is the same as passive aggressive action.
Nobody loves a clown.
But it's the only good way to disguise an alcoholic.
I can offer no good advice on how to
make a brick house out of straw.
It's unrealistic to expect the desperate to be fair.
ART is 3/5ths of SMART.
I love old houses. Though for all their "hominess" it's hard to imagine them as a honeymoon suite since they often smell like someone else's Grandma.
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
All the planet's "rational" minds
have driven the world insane.
We are the product of chaos.
Wellness + Happiness= Hotness
If you cross a Mountain Man with a Biker you will get
a Mountain Biker because they have effectively negated
each others testosterone-based horribleness. You know, like when an unstoppable force of ugly hairiness and sexism meets an immovable object of ugly hairiness and sexism; you get a mountain biker. Go ahead, clone it yourself. You'll see.
What if...
there were two perfect soul-mates. An irrefutable happily-ever-after. And what if they were both waiting for each other, but waiting in different places. Ooh, bad.
No search for happily-ever-after goes on while waiting.
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