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And someday...
The REALITY GENERATOR
Yes the answers to
the exam of life
from the locked drawer
of the creator's desk
for the creator
is in the lounge
smoking with
the other dieties
Will you peek?
DO YOU DARE?
Do it!
Fortune Cookies gettin' a little stale? Real Psychic friends gettin' a little
money grubby? Here you go, this one's a FREE GIFT.
A random synchronicity to act as
rut interruptus and insight for those lookin' in.
Because we don't even know you, yet somehow love you.
It's as easy as pie! (store bought, homemade pie is hard) Just insert info here. No stupid list things, no male enhancements, no lists shared, just the daily quote. Dr. They is the smartiest pants ever! True his irreverance flirts with, and occaisionally assaults blasphemy, but in his training as a quotist he has collected All the best from some of the greatest minds of history All for you to process and factor into your great, mysterious future. |
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All original (to the best of our knowledge) freshly reconfigured wisdom, insights, and absurd truisms from one of the greatest semi-anonymous minds
of the 21st Century...
Dr. They
Enabling
the quote-aholic
since 1964
Fortune telling is a number of differant things. Throwing out sticks, tea leaves, shuffled cards, con-man trickery, all of the above.
The big ingredient is chaos.
Allowing randomness to enter the scenario. Chaos is the energy of the big bang when all was gray, before it started to separate into light matter and dark matter.
Now all those energies are attracting each other and clumping together. As humorous as this stuff can be it still has that truth of
nature is nature.
There aren't 2 types of nature, one that applies to the cosmos and one that applies to you. There's only one brand of reality.
It's a monopoly.
By randomly picking a
modern philosophical
statement of perspective
you effectively have told your own fortune by attracting what you are.
Clump with the dark energy
or go the the light.
Hump rhymes with clump.
All of these insights can have a play in your day to day decisionmaking. Meditate on them.
LEARN to meditate.
THEY are the focal point of valuable and famous quotes. We are glad to see you here. THEY take great pride in our quote collection.
Sure we joke
we joke cosmically
but we are really into this.
REALLY into this.
And we see the guy that is Dr. They come up with some of the darndest things.
Pretty dang witty he is.
And sometimes it bullseyes your life at just the right time.
Shopananda
from the Beyonda
can also help mystically
guide your shopping.
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Male enhancement, hah! A ball gag is an enhancement!
And when I hear it said on a commercial,
I still think of Easter Stamps.
Get it?
MAIL enhancement?
Your Grandma's "into" mail enhancement.
Contributors:
Monsieur They, Dr.Esq
All contents copyright
Rex Edhlund 2008
Also known as: Beulah 'Boobuluh" Fuchdahl, Whitey VanJelical, Rex Edhlund, Baron Stabbio Von Porksword, Cow boy/girl, PooPoo Kittty the Destroyer, Captain Fancypants, the Brutal Poodle, and the Gentleman Lobster
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The Big Book of Hazardous Quotes from the Ass within the Smarty-Pants by Dr. They.
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